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#1 User is offline   EAO Rickstar Icon

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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:13 AM

A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.
As they undressed fro bed, the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his pants
to his bride and said, "Here put the on," she put them on and the waist was twice
the size of her body, "I can't wear your pants," she said. "Thats right," replied the
husband "and don't you forget it i'm the man who wears the pants in this family".
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on". He tried them on and
found he could only get them as far as his knees. He said "haha i can't get into your
pants". To which she replied "Thats right and thats the way its going to be until you
change your goddamn attitude". :kof: :kof: :kof:
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:21 AM

Geez thats sooooo wrong Rick.
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 04:26 AM

wow please don't give that kind of ideas to the ladies
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 05:53 PM

I'll have to keep that in mind now on my wedding nite lol
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 10:59 PM

Ol Shrty says quit being a sissy and take them panties off ur leg and get you a new bride who will pay attention :uzi: :spank:



:bigok: :bigok: :bigok:
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Posted 24 January 2008 - 11:38 PM

Lol I'm just gonna shut up now Lol
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 03:33 AM

An oldie, but oh so true....
Take that guys :blebleble:
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