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TERRIBLE Accident

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 10:20 AM

A married couple was in a terrible accident
where
the man's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from his
body because he was too skinny. So the wife
offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the
doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her
buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would
tell
no one about where the skin came from, and they
requested that the doctor also honor their
secret.


After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the man's new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
All
his friends and relatives just went on and on
about his
youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He
said,

'Dear,

I just want to thank you for everything you did
for
me. How can I possibly repay you?'

'My darling,' she replied,


'I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your
mother kiss you on the cheek.'
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 11:29 AM

:kof: I hear ya :wiglebut: :kof: :kof: :kof:
As low as you can get.
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 11:29 AM

:kof: I hear ya :wiglebut: :kof: :kof: :kof:
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 01:46 PM

:OMG: :OMG: (rof3) (rof3) :kof: :kof: :OMG:
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:02 PM

:kof: haha good one Shorrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy :kof:
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 05:35 PM

(Y) :kof: :wiglebut: :kof: (Y) Good one
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