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60 Years young

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Posted 16 September 2016 - 08:53 PM

A 60 yr old man went to the Doctor for a check-up. The Doctor said, "You're in great shape. You have the body of a 35 year old. How old was your father when he died?" The 60 yr old man replied, "Did I say he was dead?" The surprised Doctor asked, "How old is he and is he active?" The 60 yr old said, "He's 82 and still goes skiing all winter and surfs all summer." The shocked Doctor asked, "So how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 yr old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The Doctor replied, "You mean to say you're 60 and both your father and grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather still active?" The 60 yr old said, "He also still goes skiing during the winter and surfs all summer. Not only that, my grandfather is now 106 and he's getting married next week." The astonished Doctor said, "Why on earth would your 106 yr old grandfather want to get married?" The 60 yr old replied, "Did I say he wanted to?"
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Posted 16 September 2016 - 11:04 PM

Very funny!:bigLOL:

Good to see you here again.
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Posted 17 September 2016 - 03:16 AM

lol marraige....
ill be in the boat soon :P
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